Why you look so sad?

Well, at least they admitted they fucked up. I suggest everyone who was tramatized by this horror gets a free month! Eh? EH?!

Pirate Master? Really? Ohhhkay.

Things that are Yay:

1. The girls, who I haven't seen in forever, and I got together for lunch and gabbed about a return to Padre this summer. Viva la Padre!
2. Nay-nay and I had a wonderfully long conversation and we will probably be getting together in the next couple of weeks.
3. I am on the verge of buying tickets to Las Vegas in July to see two longtime buddies finally get hitched. Dude, I want to stay at the Venetian SO BAD!!

Things that are Mou:

1. I actually can't afford to stay at the Venetian, even with their "awesome" special.
2. I am wearing, literally, the unsexiest of all underwear. Like a pair of granny panties and a pair of high cut briefs got together to form this striped monstrosity. Yeah, sometimes I share too much. I can live with that.
3. I got invited to a party at a swank downtown bar this weekend and I am just feeling dowdy and fat and ugly. Maybe it's the underwear...

Okay, I'm done for now. ^___^;