Dude, I have said for years now that Easter candy would not be nearly as popular if it were all chocolate crucifixes because really, who wants to bite off Jesus' head? (Especially if it's got raspberry filling?)

But My Sweet Lord — Jesus and a half, that's hilarious! I can't. Even. Handle. It.

Is this a participatory art performance? 'Cause: yum!

*concurs*

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*dies laughing*