A few years back my favorite home-made chocolate store sold jesus-on-the-cross chocolate pops for easter. Or rather, after easter, they were on clearance (I wonder why...) My roomie (devout baptist) was teased my my friends, who claimed that 'your savior is sooo tasty!' Not meanly, of course. She wasn't terribly upset. After all, the Jesus pops were a result of the christian movement to re-jesify holidays that started 'round the same time.

...and my opinion is that if Jesus/the church was against the whole symbolic cannibalism, they should get rid of the wafers and wine.

Maybe all they need is a priest to bless the chocolate Jesus.