"and he did the dance of gay pirates joy"

ROFL! *sniff* that was the most touching story ^_^;; I think Johnny was just playing the Cap a bit of a constant drunk and a little crazy...keeping it loose for the ladies (and by ladies I mean Orlando Bloom) and yes Don Pedro was a bit on the fluffy side, but I think it must be due to having to wear ruffled shirts and what amounted to capri pants, they make everyone feel extra pretty! :D