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I was wrong when I thought that the worst thing about Nair was the smell.
The itch, my GOD, the itch! Is. Driving. Me. Insane.
Damn me and my desire to conform to society's notion that a beautiful woman is a smooth woman.
ARRRGGHHHH!
I could be crushed in an auditorium, swooning over Lij, Dom, and Freddy (Kreuger...I believe New Line is doing a combination movie-tout) right about now. Not that Mr. Kreuger is all that, but he would probably get some of my excess *squee!*
*scritch, scritch*
The itch, my GOD, the itch! Is. Driving. Me. Insane.
Damn me and my desire to conform to society's notion that a beautiful woman is a smooth woman.
ARRRGGHHHH!
I could be crushed in an auditorium, swooning over Lij, Dom, and Freddy (Kreuger...I believe New Line is doing a combination movie-tout) right about now. Not that Mr. Kreuger is all that, but he would probably get some of my excess *squee!*
*scritch, scritch*