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Yay, a sale on my mattress means I am FINALLY going to buy it! Yes, I said this months ago, but, you know...I am teh procrastinator.

All those secession supporters need to GTFO. They are beyond ridiculous and every article I read on them has yet to convince me otherwise. I wonder what it's like to be that stupid. I bet it's actually pretty awesome.

I have no news to report other than to say I am sorry for ignoring my flist - I swear I have been reading, just not commenting ~~because I am a lazy muthafucka~~. I don't feel like I have a lot to offer to the world right now, in terms of positivity and human being-ness. In other words, I have been basting in my own suckitude (and THAT, Ms. Palin, is how you create words).

Oh, yeah. I also have a total girl boner for this purse:

Pink, ruffly, looks like a pair of underwear I used to own.

In other words, awesome.

Feel slightly oogy. It's a bad sign that June has barely begun and I am already jumping into a cold shower and standing in front of the fan. The air around me is not that warm, but my body feels like it's on fire. Like I am literally burning up on the inside. Maybe I am. Temperature is normal, though. Perhaps I am merely crazy?

Saw The Valet today and it was tres sweet and funny. Lovely little movie. Also saw Knocked Up yesterday. I expected it to be formulaic and tired, but it really surprised me. With the exception of the ENTIRELY TOO GRAPHIC AND REALISTIC birth scene, the rest was both hilarious and touching. Loved the bit with Ryan Seacrest. *harts*

Also bought plane tickets to Vegas today. Huzzah! Am waiting to book the hotel. Why? Well that's a secret that I will share at a later date. Maybe tomorrow. ^_____^;

I think I may upchuck. *nods*

So...

Ugh. Nauseated.