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lunacels has kindly posted the slogan generator and I have been amusing myself with it ever since. *snickers*

The Joseishijin Effect - where all you want is to lie on the couch all day watching VH1 specials, the extended LotR movies, eating sushi.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Joseishijin - ha, ha, HA! the flaky side of my character is ignored far too often.
Fill It To The Rim With Joseishijin - um.
I'm Cuckoo For Joseishijin - thanks, doll. you're okay too.
Making Joseishijin Taste Better - how, by adding chocolate syrup? mmm...chocolate.

And my personal favorites (because I am an egomaniac):

There's Only One Joseishijin.
Smart. Beautiful. Joseishijin.

Argh. Allergies make my head feel like a bowling ball. I can't breeeeaaathe!