I'm just getting warmed up...

Rantage II: Electric Boogaloo!

Tax. Return. Eating. My. Brain.

I imported my 2003 tax return info and it *looks* like they added my refund from last year to my refund for this year. No delete/start over button. Help Center is a JOKE.

*throws hands in the air*

The IRS and TaxACT can bite me!

OMG!

An update where I am not bitching and moaning?! Call the gendarmes!

I just like saying 'gendarmes.'

Anyway, I have had fruit cup and found errant paperwork and am currently doing my taxes the old-fashioned way to make sure that *I* didn't make the mistake online.

All is well and calm. For now.

*shifty eyes*

*yoink*

Shamelessly stolen from ellen_drell.

1. In your mind, pick thirteen movies you really like.
2. Pick a quote/short exchange from each one; don't repeat movies.
3. Post and let everyone guess what movie the lines of dialogue come from (extra kudos if people can name the characters speaking and being spoken to!)
4. Cross out the quotes when someone guesses correctly.

"Goosed! We've been goosed by God!"

"And gentlemen, that spells cash with a capital..."
"K!"
"You should go back to school."
"I hated teaching!"

"What is this, a Taster's Choice moment between guys?"

"Don't wear anything...complicated."

"I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. "

"There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh."

"If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like. "

"Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood!"

"The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass... "

"I feel a hate crime coming on."

"When people tell me they are happy my ass begins to twitch."

"You seem jumpy Carter, did you switch from mocha to crack?"

"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."

Any takers? ^_~