My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye

Since I have absolutely nothing of interest to report, I gacked this from thefridayfive:

1. What is the first book you remember reading?
I believe it was a Richard Scary book. I used to LOVE those.
2. What is your favorite book?
Ooooh. Tough one. For sheer repetition alone? Little Women.
3. Who is your favorite author?
A tie between Shakespeare and Hemingway. What can I say? The dudes can write.
4. Pick up the nearest book (magazine or any available printed material will do). Turn to page 24 (or the closest to it). Go to the 7th line. What is it?
sweet-mouthed as a pear (Christian McEwen, Love Poem: Growing Down)
5. If you could be any character in literature, who would you be?
Elizabeth Bennett from Pride & Prejudice. Clever and beautiful and holding out for true love. Yeah.

Dude

Wikipedia is internet SMACK. The Kid and I just spent like 2 hours discussing Arianism, Constantine I, the derivation of 'Xmas,' and vesica piscis. o_O

Dude, I know. We are such history whores.

LOL...