Just right quick...

For JP, because it will make him laugh and say, "Yup":

<td align="center"> Melissa --
[adjective]:

Extremely flatulent

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And for me, because the truth hurts so good:

<td align="center"> joseishijin --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a banana peel

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I find it fitting that I am nothing more than a series of adjectives. ^_~