A rant and a giggle

Can someone explain to me the sudden proliferation of Hummers on San Antonio streets? I mean, don't get me wrong. I KNOW these people don't care about depleting resources, the ozone layer, the U.S. economy, or the fact that gas is $3 a gallon. What I want to know is: where the Hell are they getting the money?! Although...the two most common places I see these abominations are at McDonald's and Walmart, so I think I just answered my own question.

*scratches head, weeps for humanity, all that jazz*

And a little laugh 'cause I needed it. Thanks, kmtr. WISHBONE!!!

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . . Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunch Rightful heir!! Strategic poisoning . . . Mind control Asked for it really nicely, 'pretty please' No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Royal Sexyness
Your symbol is:	a Jack Russel terrier, because of Wishbone
You rule from:	an ice palace - cold, but so, well, cool!
At your side is:	your royal mirror-carrier and makeup crew
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	ex-dancers who can still shake it at parties
Your most popular law is:	Jell-O is a vegetable
Your least popular law is:	You must be offered a role in any new movie you want
Your worst enemy is:	Ringo Starr, but you can't remember why . . .
Your popularity rating is:: 73%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 27%
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