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American Idol results show: I'll miss your tight pants, Jason. Luckily, David likes to wear 'em too. However, his butt doesn't look as good. *sigh* YOU SEE?! I diss AI and now the television gods are PUNISHING me by making me addicted against my will!!! Shallowly addicted! Wait, is that possible?
Okay, you know how I love recording my dreams for posterity. Including the downright humiliating ones. So, I dreamed that David Cook asked me to marry him and he gave me the UGLIEST ring ever: a black stone set in cheap Mexican silver with a cheap Mexican flower design. Icky.
So, of course I said yes because duh! I could listen to his voice forever. Then we packed all our belongings into my roofless GMC Jimmy and went to a party in a ramshackle house-on-stilts by the beach. We finally left the party only to discover (surprise!) half the stuff in the car had been stolen or smashed. And then David Cook yelled at me with his beautiful voice and it was SO OVER. :( The end. Jerk.
Okay, you know how I love recording my dreams for posterity. Including the downright humiliating ones. So, I dreamed that David Cook asked me to marry him and he gave me the UGLIEST ring ever: a black stone set in cheap Mexican silver with a cheap Mexican flower design. Icky.
So, of course I said yes because duh! I could listen to his voice forever. Then we packed all our belongings into my roofless GMC Jimmy and went to a party in a ramshackle house-on-stilts by the beach. We finally left the party only to discover (surprise!) half the stuff in the car had been stolen or smashed. And then David Cook yelled at me with his beautiful voice and it was SO OVER. :( The end. Jerk.
