1. The Cutting Edge 2 is one of the worst movies ever made. And I say that as a fan of such gems as Once Bitten and Teen Witch. This was just baaaad. I typed "barf"instead of bad. Twice. Mmmhmm.
2. STP put me in a 90s frame of mind, so I watched Singles and So I Married an Ax Murderer. Excellent filmage!
And finally, many thanks to
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ryoneko for the funniest effin' meme I've done in awhile! I am kinda in love with urban dictionary right now. But to be perfectly honest, I edited some of the entries because the bad spelling and non-existent grammar were killing my soul. A couple I left alone on purpose for comedic effect. Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you...
1) Your name?
My Answer: Melissa
1. Hottest girl in the known universe
2. A girl who takes life as it comes, has relationship issues and falls in love easily.
3. A girl's name in which the height of its popularity was in the 1980's. The majority of females named Melissa were born with permanent sticks up their asses, and are therefore extremely uptight the majority of the time.
note: Excellent definitions, all.
2) How old are you?
My Answer: 35
Code word for asian (also the code for rice)
note: this was the only non-pornographic response that was somewhat coherent. Srsly.
3) One of your friends?
My Answer: Nay nay
One who is considered to be magnum in the sense of ultimate or way cool.
4) What Should You Be Doing?
My Answer: Cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
5) Favorite Food?
My Answer: ice cream
A delicious treat consiting of cream, milk and ice and flavoring and shiz like that; it is soooooooo good that even a germann warlord would eat it.
note: AHAHAHAHA! Also, WTF?!
6) Hometown?
My Answer: San Antonio
Horrible weather, has some of the hottest & most humid weather out of any city in the USA.
The place to live if you want to get fat. We have a total of 85 McDonald's (yes I've counted) in city alone, not to mention all the other food chains. Has frequently been listed as one of the fattest cities in the nation, right up there with Houston.
You can't drive for more than 5 miles in San Antonio without seeing "Go Spurs Go" somewhere. That's all San Antonio has, is the Spurs. If you don't like basketball, apparently you're a traitor to the city.
Construction is abundant, no, unavoidable in San Antonio. We have so much construction everywhere, that it's ridiculous. The city takes forever to do anything, and we've been working on the "new freeways" for the past 10 years, hell, BEFORE THE ALAMODOME WAS BUILT.
We are incredibly behind in technology, but spend our cities money on useless things like an arena for the Spurs, just so we can pimp them out to other cities and say "Go Spurs Go" even more. Our technology is incredibly out of date and we are a very ignorant city in this aspect. Go to somewhere like a Seattle school, and everyone has iPods. Go to San Antonio, and the people with iPods get theirs stolen.
note: posted for the lulz.
7) Word to describe yourself?
My Answer: Apathetic
I don't really care.
note: Brilliant!
8) Car you drive?
My Answer: Jeep
The most kick-ass vehicle on the face of the planet.
9) Last person you talked to?
My Answer: JP
A guy who is going out with a hottie. He fuckin licks at football and at basketball and his sister is a M.I.L.F.
note: Why, thank you!
10) Next place you are planning on visiting?
My Answer: Houston
Also known as Satan's Asshole where your encaged in the hands of fast food restaurants and schools filled with illiterate imbaciles.
note: I had to choose this one. Encaged? Illiterate imbaciles? LOVE IT!
11) What color is your hair?
My Answer: Black
Contrary to popular belief black is not a color which makes the whole racial meaning to it kinda ironic.
12) What kind of phone do you have?
My Answer: Motorola Razr (pink, with sakura blossom design)
Currently has the title as the thinnest phone "ever"! It is offered by Cingular, T-Mobile, Verizon and Alltel. The phone is basically used by people who have the money, want to be come popular or are popular, and/or for it's features.
13) Where do you work ?
My Answer: Insurance Company (my company was actually not listed)
Evil multi-billion dollar corporations that earn a profit from your premiums, and then find any loophole they can so they can refuse to live up to their responsibility in order to save money.
note: there was an awesome definition liking insurance companies to pirate-gamblers, but it rambled.
My Answer: Melissa
1. Hottest girl in the known universe
2. A girl who takes life as it comes, has relationship issues and falls in love easily.
3. A girl's name in which the height of its popularity was in the 1980's. The majority of females named Melissa were born with permanent sticks up their asses, and are therefore extremely uptight the majority of the time.
note: Excellent definitions, all.
2) How old are you?
My Answer: 35
Code word for asian (also the code for rice)
note: this was the only non-pornographic response that was somewhat coherent. Srsly.
3) One of your friends?
My Answer: Nay nay
One who is considered to be magnum in the sense of ultimate or way cool.
4) What Should You Be Doing?
My Answer: Cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
5) Favorite Food?
My Answer: ice cream
A delicious treat consiting of cream, milk and ice and flavoring and shiz like that; it is soooooooo good that even a germann warlord would eat it.
note: AHAHAHAHA! Also, WTF?!
6) Hometown?
My Answer: San Antonio
Horrible weather, has some of the hottest & most humid weather out of any city in the USA.
The place to live if you want to get fat. We have a total of 85 McDonald's (yes I've counted) in city alone, not to mention all the other food chains. Has frequently been listed as one of the fattest cities in the nation, right up there with Houston.
You can't drive for more than 5 miles in San Antonio without seeing "Go Spurs Go" somewhere. That's all San Antonio has, is the Spurs. If you don't like basketball, apparently you're a traitor to the city.
Construction is abundant, no, unavoidable in San Antonio. We have so much construction everywhere, that it's ridiculous. The city takes forever to do anything, and we've been working on the "new freeways" for the past 10 years, hell, BEFORE THE ALAMODOME WAS BUILT.
We are incredibly behind in technology, but spend our cities money on useless things like an arena for the Spurs, just so we can pimp them out to other cities and say "Go Spurs Go" even more. Our technology is incredibly out of date and we are a very ignorant city in this aspect. Go to somewhere like a Seattle school, and everyone has iPods. Go to San Antonio, and the people with iPods get theirs stolen.
note: posted for the lulz.
7) Word to describe yourself?
My Answer: Apathetic
I don't really care.
note: Brilliant!
8) Car you drive?
My Answer: Jeep
The most kick-ass vehicle on the face of the planet.
9) Last person you talked to?
My Answer: JP
A guy who is going out with a hottie. He fuckin licks at football and at basketball and his sister is a M.I.L.F.
note: Why, thank you!
10) Next place you are planning on visiting?
My Answer: Houston
Also known as Satan's Asshole where your encaged in the hands of fast food restaurants and schools filled with illiterate imbaciles.
note: I had to choose this one. Encaged? Illiterate imbaciles? LOVE IT!
11) What color is your hair?
My Answer: Black
Contrary to popular belief black is not a color which makes the whole racial meaning to it kinda ironic.
12) What kind of phone do you have?
My Answer: Motorola Razr (pink, with sakura blossom design)
Currently has the title as the thinnest phone "ever"! It is offered by Cingular, T-Mobile, Verizon and Alltel. The phone is basically used by people who have the money, want to be come popular or are popular, and/or for it's features.
13) Where do you work ?
My Answer: Insurance Company (my company was actually not listed)
Evil multi-billion dollar corporations that earn a profit from your premiums, and then find any loophole they can so they can refuse to live up to their responsibility in order to save money.
note: there was an awesome definition liking insurance companies to pirate-gamblers, but it rambled.
