I am experiencing the unique (hopefully brief, please God) and dual sensation of stomach virus cramps and womanly (FUCK IT HURTS) cramps.
Had to bail on happy hour with the girls so I could come home and pray for death.
The fact that the day is almost over and I have not killed anyone is nothing short of miraculous.
Go, me.
Had to bail on happy hour with the girls so I could come home and pray for death.
The fact that the day is almost over and I have not killed anyone is nothing short of miraculous.
Go, me.