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whitereflection for this amusing LJ entry generator. Made me laugh long and loud, which is a bad thing when you are full of junk food. Ugh.
Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed because I never learn.
I feel horrible - stomach cramps can bite me!
I'm so full of hot dogs and soda that I wish to ralph all over my keyboard. Yay, picnics!
Last night I had to talk to the Kid to validate my existence, seeing as how no one else was awake at 4 am
I want to tell the world feh. Feh, I say!
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
My love is like, um...whoa?
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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whitereflection for this amusing LJ entry generator. Made me laugh long and loud, which is a bad thing when you are full of junk food. Ugh. Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed because I never learn.
I feel horrible - stomach cramps can bite me!
I'm so full of hot dogs and soda that I wish to ralph all over my keyboard. Yay, picnics!
Last night I had to talk to the Kid to validate my existence, seeing as how no one else was awake at 4 am
I want to tell the world feh. Feh, I say!
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me?
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
My love is like, um...whoa?
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
Created with the Gregors's Semi-Automatic LiveJournal Updater™. Update your journal today!
