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1. I don’t know what I did to deserve all that pretty manflesh, but thank you oh, lord.
2. I do not love Eric Bana as much as I thought I did. And that makes me sad.
3. I do, however, lust after those lovely bejewelled curls. Great hair accessories, dude. Truly.
4. Priam looks surprised ALL the time.
5. According to Brad’s ‘do in some scenes, they had hella hairspray in ancient Greece.
6. Upon closer inspection, I thought Helen quite pretty. Didn’t expect to like her, so I was pleasantly surprised.
7. Brad-as-Achilles was channeling Tristan from ‘Legends of the Fall.’ Seriously, what was the difference between those two performances except that he didn’t get to wear a cowboy hat in this one? A crying shame because the man can wear a cowboy hat.
8. I think more men should walk around in skimpy blue vests and long skirts. Oh, yeah.
9. After almost every one of Paris’ antics, I thought to myself, “There’s one in every family.”
10. I am either annoyed or captivated by Brad Pitt in his various movies. I am leaning more towards the former in this one.
11. Giant balls o’ fire are pretty damn cool.
12. Sean Bean, in a bad wig and leather skirt, is yummy with a capital Y. Ding dong!
13. Apparently they only had one song in ancient Greece. The score isn’t what I would call ‘varied.’
14. Will the gods smile on me again and allow the film industry to desecrate another favorite of mine, ‘The Odyssey’? With Sean Bean in a better wig, natch.
15. I still don’t like Achilles’ super sekrit killing move: the Grand Jete of Doom. Puh-leeze!

Believe it or not, I kinda liked it. I mean sure, rip out my heart by pissing all over one of my beloved literary classics, but in return give me half-naked, well-toned pretty boys and all's right with the world. I'm just SAYIN'

Okay. Back to your regularly scheduled programming. *^_^*

Date: 2004-05-26 02:11 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spinizuey.livejournal.com
I agree with 11, that was pretty cool. Probably the most interesting part of the movie - in my opinion.

It FELT like a 3 hour movie. Oi.

.. and as for the pretiful nekkidness.. it helped me make it through.

Date: 2004-05-28 04:16 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] joseishijin.livejournal.com
Absolutely! Wanna know what ancient Greece was REALLY about? Hot bods, of course! LOL...

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