melcreada | Return of the Terrible, Horrible, Not Good, Very Bad Day...

Geez, who do I have to knock boots with to get volume 5 of Hot Gimmick in San Antonio?! I knew I should have just ordered it online.

*pauses to giggle over the phrase "knock boots"*

My day, verily did it suck but I have started my three-day weekend and my belly is full of hot wings so I am good, overall. But I was mighty tempted today. Oh, HOW I was tempted to do very bad things to hapless and witless employees. Grrrr...

In other news, it's time for an eye exam. Ever since that doctor trying to to get me to agree to lasik surgery told me I had "a little bit of retinal detachment," I have DREADED the opthomologist. Of course, I got a second opinion and my new doctor says my eyes are fine, but I know someday I'm gonna hear those words again. I just know my eyes are too big for the socket and are straining to be free. Ew. Going blind is such an incredible phobia for me. Not that my eyes work so great now, but...