OMG!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!

*cough*

The Kid and I spent waaaay too much time trading lame jokes yesterday. My fav? How does Hitler tie his shoes? Into little nazis! *snerk* We are so stupid, OMG!

Feeling a little better after a good 12-hour sleep.

So, I have my gift card to the mall and an empty day looming before me. Do I want to buy a new outfit for my trip to Phoenix? Maybe pick up that pair of pink and white Nikes I've had my eye on? I could just go into Suncoast and buy a bunch of movies. Oooh! Decisions!

*bounces away, only slightly frightened of my crazy mood swings*

I NEED a copy of last week's American Idol because I forgot to tape it! OMG! I am going through Bitter, Bitchy Criticism withdrawl!

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Aaaand I'm back. As usual, the pressure of having "free money" in the mall worked its reverse pyschology on me and I left empty-handed. But I have narrowed down my decisions somewhat. I shall return to these stores and buy one or more of the following (unless I change my mind again):

1. Deichman Shoes - the pink and white Air Nikes. I can also get a second pair of shoes half off and that's always a big incentive.
2. Kirkland - they are having an art sale and there is a series of painted metal pictures that match my bedspread perfectly. Hmmm.
3. Suncoast - I will defile myself by paying full price for a couple of DVDs and some Kare Kano manga (so I can pick up where the TV series creepily left off).

In other news, why do I always pretend that shopping on the weekend doesn't bother me? The mall on a Sunday is about as much fun as a root canal without novacaine. I walked around muttering to myself, "Don't any of you heathens go to church?!"

And, finally, I had an alarming flashback about a dream last night. Apparently I was going to jail. No one seemed unduly alarmed, but I was devastated. I knew that because of one mistake, my life was ruined. My regret was as vast and deep as an ocean and I was horrified that no one seemed to care much. I suddenly remembered the whole thing and I felt so scared and sorry all at once. *shudders*

I want to drink a beer and sit on my balcony and ponder. Yes. Now all I need is the damn beer.

Posting Frenzy!!!

iTunes, why hast thou forsaken me?!

I keep getting an error when I try to download. I have looked it up and apparently it's caused by McAfee. The only problem is...I don't HAVE McAfee on this computer.

I turned off my firewall as well but it didn't make a difference. I have been waiting patiently by my inbox for 15 minutes. WHERE IS CUSTOMER SERVICE?!

That last part was a joke BTW - I give them at least an hour before I start screaming. *snicker*

Goodness, what mood swings have been ripping through me these past 48 hours or so.

Hormones suck.