melcreada: (cupcake)
Feeling better today. Thank you for the words of encouragement. I needed to hear them. *huggles*

I think I will be taking [profile] angelic_editor's advice this weekend and pamper myself with some luxurious bathing, a manicure, and pedicure. Mmhmm.

Also, I don't know why, because I am sure it will be depressing as Hell, but I really, really want to see When the Levees Broke.

*for those of you who, like me, don't know the term: soup sandwich is akin to F.U.B.A.R. (fucked up beyond all repair). It's a term used by the military to describe something falling apart or looking like ass or something just all messed up*

ctafoya
:
would you pay $3000 for a bottle of hooch???
malamops:
um. would i be guaranteed to NOT get a hangover the next day?
ctafoya:
ooooh, that would be kewl
malamops:
i think i would consider it in that circumstance
ctafoya:
i don't wanna shave.
malamops:
well, don't
malamops:
go in looking like...what was the word? crackers? milk toast?
ctafoya:
soup sandwich, dude
malamops:
oh, yah
ctafoya:
you,um, were close with the 'crackers' there
ctafoya:
milk toast?
malamops:
you know, like the dish, not the wimpy dude (that's milquetoast)
ctafoya:
what the fuck is milk toast? when i dip a cookie into milk, i don't call it "milk cookie."
malamops:
well, it's like when they call it plum pudding
malamops:
it's not pudding at all!
ctafoya:
really? what is it?
malamops:
it's like...cake er something and the plums? RAISINS! NOT PLUMS AT ALL
ctafoya:
and how'd you know the wimpy dude was milquetoast? who knows that?
malamops:
RANDOM KNOWLEDGE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN
ctafoya:
you and me dude, trivial pursuit WAR!!
malamops:
dude. it. is. on. bring it!
malamops:
no, seriously. bring it - i don't have one.
ctafoya:
it's on like donkey kong, beeyotch
ctafoya:
i gotta leave in four minutes and I'm not even dressed yet. how's that for comedy?
malamops:
remember last time, when you were asleep at 5:47 and you needed to be at work by 6? And you still made it on time?
malamops:
THAT was comedy. And also incredible.
ctafoya:
I am quite amazing

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