I am EXHAUSTED!!!

[melcreada]

Fucking awesome - I am SO proud to be from Texas. Only in this backwater, ass-backwards state can the populace be offended by Bill Nye, Science Guy. Or should we just start calling him the anti-Christ?

Sorry - it's just that the rest of the world is moving forward and I can actually feel this country backpedaling into the Middle Ages.

But anyway. This weekend was wonderful because I spent time with Nay-nay, went shoe shopping, had a lovely mani/pedi (from a straight man, no less...so strange!), and got Nay-nay a tattoo for her birthday. LOL!! She was such a big baby about it, too. I actually felt really bad, because apparently my threshold for pain is higher than hers and I had assured her that it wasn't that bad. But it's a great memory (for me anyway). It will go right up there with the time she sprayed mace on herself to see what it felt like. *rolls around laughing*

Got home in time to throw my bags upstairs and run over to my parent's house for family dinner. That was nice. Lots of food and even more laughter. The best way to spend a weekend.

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[sardonicynic]

*reads Bill Nye story*

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*sputters, dies laughing*

Just ... wow. Wowie-wow-wow. Oh, Texas ... *consoles you with Lush goodies*

But! I can't point and laugh too hard at Texas, sweetheart. Kentucky is its own brand of special, too. *nodsnodsnods*

Also? Oooh, shoes! I especially love the Bikers ones. I have a kinda similar pair of brown ones that are made of so much awesome.

It will go right up there with the time she sprayed mace on herself to see what it felt like.

*dies again* Dude, I so have that friend! (I hope everyone does. *g*) He did it on a dare back in the halcyon days of high school and OMG, I'm pretty sure I cracked something because I laughed soooo hard. Ree. Diculous.

[joseishijin.livejournal.com]

We must console each other with Lush and the knowledge that we *could* move to more cosmopolitan states, but we *choose* to stay where we are to elevate the social consciousness. *nods*

I LOVE Skecher biker shoes! So comfy and cute to boot!

Hee! Gotta love those types of friends...they make you laugh and do all the things you never would. LOL! I'll never forget how she tried furiously to rub the mace off her leg...with her hand. And then she started crying and wiped her eye...with the same hand! It was comedy in its purest and most sadistic form. :D