Still I couldn't find someone half as right as you

[melcreada]

Har, har - I just bought a whole passel of junk food at the grocery store instead of my regular healthy stuff and the bill was HALF of what it normally is. *sigh* I mean, I didn't go totally nuts. I got fruit and veggies, but I also bought stuff like frozen chicken fries and Doritos. Bad Mel!

Tomorrow is my last day of work before my sweet three-day weekend and next week I am only working Monday and Tuesday. !!! It's a good thing too, because I am burned out again and even looking at my boss brings forth the homicidal rage. So, you know - break good, killing boss and going to jail bad.

But enough about me and my mini downward spiral - here is a lovely Google meme I ganked from the wondrous snowcalico:

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: After a night in heels Melissa needs to take a break              

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search: 

A: This is what the name “Melissa” looks like in Japanese: 

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Melissa Says: Firemen Suck! (not my actual opinion – ya’ll rule, please come save me if my house is burning)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Melissa wants to be hypnotized...

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: I wonder if Melissa does her hair? (how rude!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Melissa hates everybody (yup...with exceptions for my awesome friends and family, natch)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Melissa asks Leo to prom. (um, that better be Leonidas, my cut-too-early-from-SYTYCD TV boyfriend! We would be the best dancers at the prom!!! Well, he would anyway)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Melissa goes nuts and beats the living hell out of an unlucky male wrestler (HELL YEAH)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Melissa likes it, everyone else gags. (truer words, my friends…)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Melissa eats curry. (and HOW!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: It made me wonder if Melissa wears a strapless black bra often? (the answer is, sadly, no…I find them very uncomfortable)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Evidently Melissa was arrested for murder, planting a pipe bomb, driving with a suspended license, driving while intoxicated, posting nude pictures of herself… (I am multifaceted in my criminal enterprises. You don’t want to pigeonhole yourself.)

Comments

[wonderelf.livejournal.com]

However killing boss and making it look like an accident...GOLD!

Hope you take the time to actually relax (you know what I mean ^_~)

I think stupidly far ahead, are you and JP around October 10-13th?

[joseishijin.livejournal.com]

Ha, ha! Yes, indeedy!

FREAKIN' SWEET!!! You better believe we are free! Come to see us please!!!

[wonderelf.livejournal.com]

Harhar! Okay have put a search out on cheap tickets around that weekend ^___^

[joseishijin.livejournal.com]

*doing the happy dance, doing the happy dance*