T minus 1 hour and 30 minutes until the wedding...

[melcreada]

1. Had set alarm clock for 8:30am so I could do hair/nails/run to the store but the combination of generic Not-Quil and persistent coughing meant that I woke up with a most crazy hangover-please-kill-me-now-kthxbai. Fell back asleep and did not wake up until well past 11am.

2. Realized when I woke up that I had unexpectedly started my period so this plus my incessant, hacking cough = FAIL. BODY, DO YOU HEAR ME?!

3. Then, when coloring my hair some of it dripped down while I was waiting and I didn't realize it so there is a dark, vertical stripe down my forehead like I'm fuckin' Melissa, Clan of the Cave Bear. I scrubbed it with every topical cleaner I have at my disposal so now it is only a faint shadow, but UGH.

4. And I rounded this all out by giving myself a couple of wicked little cuts while shaving.

5. Because I am sick, I cannot drink at my cousin's reception which is how you deal with my extended family, so dammit to that, too.

Okay, off to finish my "beauty" routine. Who wants to take bets that I get acetone in my shaving cuts?

Comments

[sardonicynic]

MEEP and AUGH -- yes, body, worst timing ever.

*sends so many good-luck vibes your waaaaaaaaaaaaaay*

[joseishijin.livejournal.com]

*puts a mask on and hugs you*

Yes, it was all very...interesting yesterday. The hillbillies and the bikers got into a fight at the reception, but luckily it wasn't anyone from my side of the family. LOL!

[joseishijin.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *sterilized hugs* ^_____^

It wasn't too bad for most of the reception but man! Keeping quiet in church for an hour when all you want to do is cough? Pure torture!