This douchebag...
Aug. 11th, 2011 04:37 pmTexas governor Rick Perry is running for President? Excuse me while I hurl. This man has no right holding public office but unfortunately an overwhelming number of Texans disagree with me. He is like... a less attractive and charming Sarah Palin.
This news coming after a particularly horrible work day is just the shit icing on my crap cake.
So, I came home and ate my feelings:
pan dulce, yum!
I don't really serve it on a serape with a side of maracas...this is just to give you a visual.
Maybe some Mighty Boosh will make me feel better. Although, really, the only thing that would cheer me up right now is a phone call informing me that I have won the lottery and can stop working immediately.
Okay, boys and girls. Quiz time:
Michael Moore's movie Sicko makes Melissa want to
A. Drink heavily.
B. Move to Canada and/or Great Britain.
C. Never ever question herself again about the decision to not have children.
D. Cry because she doesn't love America as much as Michael Moore does.
E. All of the above.
That movie shamed me into the ground. Made me want to cut and run. And shamed me even more for thinking that way.
Michael Moore's movie Sicko makes Melissa want to
A. Drink heavily.
B. Move to Canada and/or Great Britain.
C. Never ever question herself again about the decision to not have children.
D. Cry because she doesn't love America as much as Michael Moore does.
E. All of the above.
That movie shamed me into the ground. Made me want to cut and run. And shamed me even more for thinking that way.