You're so Vain, You Probably Think this LJ is About You

True story: about 2 seconds after my boss approved my time off for the beach, my period started. I think my body was giving me the finger.

Why I have the best boyfriend ever: today, as I lay on the couch and prayed for death (a woman's period...DREADFUL, useless human experience IMHO), he ran my errands and brought me back a Snickers Blizzard from Dairy Queen (which I promptly hoovered up...YUM).

Thank you, my darling JP. You will be spared when I go on my PMS-induced killing spree. ♥

I had a whole angry post about the vitriolic town halls and the swastika graffiti on a congressman's office sign, but when every other word in said post is a variation on the words "dumb" and "fuck," I figured maybe I should calm down a bit before posting my reflections.

*ahem*

So anyhoo, t-mobile, after busting my balls for the last 6 months by rejecting again and again my emails requesting that my bill go paperless, FINALLY made it a selection on their website. Before you had to request it on the site, then reply to an email they sent you within a 24-hour period, and go on some sort of scavenger hunt or something. Way to go, dumbfucks.

See what I did there? I am so crabby.

In other bitchy news, I started my period today AND I had an all-day class that involved standing up and sitting down a lot, oh joy. PMS was in full force, let me tell you. Still, I got a lot of nice compliments from my current and former team members when it came time for the positive coaching exercise. Go me, god-dammit.

And, finally, a meme I have stolen from the lovely ellen_drell  to take my mind off...things:

The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?

( There be books here! )